Don't Be A Prick

One Size Fits All: We're Cereus... This product would fit over a Golden Barrel.

Made in North Carolina: We once had the best Prickly Pear tea in a shop in Durham. Believe that.

Insulates: Not only does this bottle cover protect you from bottle sweat, it keeps the worst a-holes at the bar from starting conversations.

Machine Washable: Toss it in the load with all the lime green, cactus themed towels you have for your Southwestern themed kitchen.

American Jobs: Every time we sell one of these, we handle it with care.